#ParaSaMgaSingle

Do you know why February is called the Love Month? It is because it is Valentine’s Day’s Month so everybody is inlove.

WOW. LOLJK. I was just kidding. 

I really don’t know why it is called love month. All I know is that Valentine’s Day is on February 14 and is proclaimed to be the day of romance. It’ll be the day of lovers – meaning those who have their love ones loving them back.

But how about those people who has fallen inlove with someone who is already inlove with someone? Waley na ba? Wala na bang pag-asa? Forever alone na ba talaga sa araw ng mga puso? 

And here I am presenting to you:


– A L L    I N    A    D A Y ‘ S    H U G O T – 


(A compilation of few hugot lines, pick-up lines and other for the #TeamSawi)

(PS. MultiLanguage ahead: English, Bisaya and Tagalog)

These are few hugot lines I’ve heard and I have said circulating today. 

Line#1

I was busy giving access to IT Students with their XAMPP and they were complaining on why they are not allowed to have the password.


Student: Jan, unsay password? Nganong dili man mi hatagan ug pasword?

Me: Kabalo ka, ang password mura ra nag gugma. Ginahatag ra nimo sa mga deserving hatagan. 

Student: Deserving man ko!

Me:  Parehas ra gihapon na sa love. Sige silag ingon nga deserving sila pero kung hatagan na sa gugma, garagaraan raka ug dulaan ra ang imong gihatag nga paghigugma.


Line#2


Me: Hello Don? Naa moy foods draa?

Caller: Naay coffee diri. Pero ambot ni Je kung inumon niya. 

Me: Wow. So kapag inumon ni Je, wala na koy akoa?

Caller: Oo. Alangan.

Me: Ana man jod na. Ginahimo rakog reserba. Kung dili available ang isa, ako sa. Pero kung muabot na siya, wala pud koy akoa. Hays.


Hugot#3


Classmate: Jan, aha na sila?

Me: Wala pa man sila te nag paabot gani ko nila. Lingkod sa. Okay ra magpaabot ka?

Classmate: Gikapoy nakog hulat Jan. Sa una ra. 


Line#4


Student: Jan, itmaclab1995 ang password? 

Me: Oo.

Student: Mali man.

Me: Ako god bi.

Student: Dili man to mao. Paasa ka!

Me: Tanang tao paasa. Labaw na siya.


Line#5


Binigay ko na ang lahat sa kanya. Lahat lahat ngunit ako ay iniwan pa rin niya.

Hindi naman kasi lahat nagtatagal. Kumbaga sa mga internet café kahit iopen time mo at magdamag ka na sa harap ng monitor, sasakit mata mo, pati ang ulo at kung minsan nagsasawa ka na kahit gaano kasaya ang hatid niya sa iyo.


Line#6


Ayaw pakompyansa ug naay magparamdam sa imu karung panahona, basin ug pang valentines ra ka.


Line#7


Boy: Magdate ta karong Valentines Babe!

Girl: Yes! Okay Babe!

Boy: Paghinayhinay nag ipon pang libre sa ako karong Valentines Babe.


Line#8


Every month and everyday is Valentines Day. Mao gihapon, Valentines o dili wala gihapon kay date.


Line#9

Dili tanang mubalik sa imoha angay balikan kay usahay mubalik ra na sila para sukdon kung unsa ka katanga. Makatanga lang.


Line#10

Yung eksenang ang sarap sa pakiramdam na may kayakap ka sa ganitong panahon. Pero wala eh. So magkumot ka na lang… Ipulupot mo sa leeg


(credits to accounts and ppl I’ve asked for the lines above)

Don’t worry if you don’t have any date this Valentine’s Day. Remember those people who don’t have Momma or Poppa to be with. As for you, you are lucky. Arayt?!

If Feb is the love month, why is it not on December wherein we celebrate the birth of Jesus and love is really in the air? Everyday is Valentine’s Day with your family and friend’s love.

So don’t worry. You’ll get by! 😉

PS. Don’t worry. I am single too.

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